Liver vs muscle

My roommate and I decided last night that if we were to date a type of organ, we would most definitely date the liver! Not muscle, or fat, only liver. Liver is selfless, makes so many things for other organs, doesn't keep things for itself, while muscle, well, those damn selfish muscles, they take all the things for themselves and they don't give anything back. Very selfish. Livers are the nice guys. Muscles the assholes. I think. I might. Be. Losing. My. Mind.